that girl: Look at this picture of this dog. Doesn’t he look like a person?
the hubby: He doesn’t look like a person. He’s a dog.
that girl: Look at how his head is tilted. It’s like a selfie.
the hubby: But he has fur on his face.
that girl: Pretend that’s skin.
the hubby: But it’s fur.
that girl: (sigh)