In case you’re wondering, I’m on Spring Break, so I have some free time to write this week. I normally don’t write this much.
Anyway, here’s the instantaneous funny from Ellen that happened moments ago. I was halfway paying attention so here’s the point where you need to fill in the blanks yourself.
Ellen was talking about some kind of sex survey with her audience. I think the audience actually filled out the survey anonymously. She picks this one woman in the audience who says that she has lovin’ every day. And then Ellen asks her what her husband does for a living. And with a straight face, she says (wait for it, wait for it….), “He’s a pile driver.”